Text 919-282-2441 For Incall and Outcall Massage Appointments.

Bible is the best sleeping pill & muscle relaxer
Permanent pain killer & death removal is HEAVEN,
Physical pain killers are only temporary.
To enter heaven, we must stop Hypocrisy & Arrogance;Love others as ourselves.

get 5% discount for each of your JESUS like act as in https://lingsmassage.com/jesus.php
It is true: Massages prevent ALZHEIMER’S & Parkinson's & Mental Illnesses, increase serotonin & dopamine & happiness, relieve pain and stress.
Get&Give as much massage as you can!

NC Bodywork license: 05756. Insured by AMTA.
Just as you don't want weirdos go to your neighborhood for weird services, please only contact me if you want licensed massages, I give the best massages in town!
Please email your questions and reviews to lingsmassage@gmail.com
  • Incall Massage is held in a spacious, tranquil, clean and comfortable treating room with a shower and bathroom directly attached.
  • OutCall Massage is priced by the distance that the therapist has to travel.
    Outcall Massage covers Durham, Chapel Hill, Carrboro, Hillsborough, RDU, Research Triangle, Cary, Raleigh and surrounding areas.
  • Massage modilities: Swedish, Deep Tissue, Sport, Reflexology, Thai, Hot Stone, Trigger point releases, Myofascial release, Stretches, Chinese, Shiatsu, Back Walk, Energy work, Accupressure.
    -----Relaxation, Pain relief and Overall Health Improvements.
  • Hours:
    Please call for appointments.
  • Cleaning chemicals dramatically increase cancer, if you want get head massages please don't use hair coloring or straightening chemicals!
  • Prices
    Please call 919-282-2441 to find out current specials. You can pay by cash, venmo/cash app tied to 9192822441, no paypal because of its shark fees & disputes.

    Happy Ending is unfair to rule abiding masseuses who also need to make a living but can't get your business because u only give business to those who give u HE.
    U want to be treated fairly by everyone, so why don't treat everyone equally.
    Legal HEs should be free & given by anybody unrelated to u in any business/profession, HE by masseuses is a corruption/bribery to get more business/tips.
    After u spend all your money on HEs, sick&old u will be forgotten&neglected&ignored.
    The more u love others selflessly&humbly the more likely u can run into angels who are willing to care for & love u regardless how poor u become.
    Please don't ask me for photos:
    Once u humbly love others as yourself, before u see her photo u know she is beautiful because love is in beholder's eyes, u will also notice that sex/addictions are not needed anymore because love is everywhere & u can easily harvest all needed love by your humility & u will never feel lonely/sad anymore.
    You can get FREE happy endings by answering questions on 1234real.com

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    I often run into customers who don't want to pay with all kinds of threats:
    Were u fired before by a boss who is not satisfied with your work, did he ask u to pay back all the salaries he paid to u? U would have put him in jail for slavery if he did that.
    Also asking HE=sex is a crime, which maybe on masseurs' videos that they can use to sue u if u keep on bullying them.
    If everyone is like u keep on getting free massages from me how can I pay rent/food/bills?
    U don't like to be publically defamed,right? why u give others bad reviews? please remove your bad reviews=hurts, & talk to your service providers directly to help them improve=your bosses don't publicize their bad job performance reviews on u, right?
    If God can create universe, God definitely is recording your every deed & revenging your every hurt to people, so obediently love others as u, or u will never get any happiness/relaxation/wealth/etc=don't u know: what goes around will come around?

    Simple massages that u can offer to others:
    1. finger scratch=nerve stroke.
    2. sit/walk on somebody's back while u watching TV.


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